Q: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday?
A: Because the sun was out.
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The Best Funny JokesQ: Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? A: Because the sun was out.
June 04, 2020
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Life is full of friends and lovers. You just need to find them.
June 04, 2020
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My wife just threw away my favourite herb. She’s such a thyme waster.
June 04, 2020
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What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year? A trophy.
June 04, 2020
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A coworker named Celsius recently retired at my work, so they hired a guy named Kelvin to replace him. He’s the new temp.
June 03, 2020
![]() How do you get rich in Ancient Greece? Well, step one, become an oracle. Step two: Prophet.
June 03, 2020
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself... That’s just spam.
June 02, 2020
![]() I went to the local Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting last night. But all the seats were taken.
June 02, 2020
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If you got bladder problems... Urine trouble.
June 02, 2020
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The LEGO shop reopens tomorrow but I recommend avoiding it for the time being, People will be lined up for blocks.
June 02, 2020
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That strange moment when the radio host talks over a good song.
June 01, 2020
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I’m reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is going to happen. I can feel it.
June 01, 2020
![]() Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
June 01, 2020
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How much do dumplings weigh? Wonton.
May 30, 2020
![]() My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures. I make every second Count.
May 30, 2020
![]() I asked Dad how he plans to spend the day. He said, "first, Mom and I will go pick up our prescription glasses" And then we’ll see.
May 30, 2020
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Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies.. Just had my Appendix removed.
May 30, 2020
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The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous... But backwards it’s even more stupid.
May 30, 2020
![]() I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily it was a soft drink.
May 29, 2020
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I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately. It means a lot to him.
May 27, 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. Feefiphobia.
May 27, 2020
![]() Have you ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved? It’s been unpresidented.
May 25, 2020
![]() Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? It suffered from withdrawals.
May 25, 2020
![]() My neighbour and I became good friends, so we decided to rent a space together to park our cars. We have....a lot in common.
May 25, 2020
![]() I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
May 25, 2020
![]() Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
May 25, 2020
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Why did the wife divorce the baker? Because he was too kneady. |
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