The Best Funny Jokes

Sometimes when they stop talking to you they start talking about you.
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When music stops.
Good mood fades away.
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Are you in love with someone and they don't know about it yet?
Share your thoughts. It's a good day to do that, isn't it?
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I remember when people asked how some cats can be so famous.
These days some eggs and tomatoes are famous.
I wonder what's the next level.
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Roses are red.
I'm going to bed.
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Don't be afraid of failures unless you want to live in the shadow waiting for the sun that may never come.
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Sometimes I want to be sarcastic but I'm afraid they wouldn't get it and could actually like me.
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Is it possible to cry and laugh at the same time?
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don
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What do you call a retired miner?
Doug.
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Son
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What do you say when you tickle a tiny millionaire?
Gucci Gucci Gucci
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What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
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My wife and I had an argument about which vowel is the most useful.
I won.
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How do you make a Swiss roll?
You push him over.
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What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neighbour.
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I left my wife because she was obsessed with counting.
I wonder what she
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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In his Ark hives.
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If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...
I
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What do computers and air conditioners have in common.
They both become useless once you open windows.
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My wife caught me cross dressing and said it
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What do you call a funny mosquito?
Malarious!
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My boss wouldn
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What
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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a Cod, any Cod.
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I told my boss I was tired of being a human cannonball.
So he fired me!
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What do you call a
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer yesterday.
I don
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She denies it but I
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Milk is the fastest liquid in the world.
It
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