Will Trump resign?
No, but Theresa May.
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The Best Funny JokesWill Trump resign? No, but Theresa May.
May 25, 2019
![]() All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page. I have to draw my own conclusions.
May 25, 2019
![]() A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.
May 25, 2019
![]() That annoying person that gets good grades, but doesn't study much.
May 24, 2019
![]() Went to the doctors and said: “Have you got anything for wind?” He gave me a kite.
May 24, 2019
![]() I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
May 23, 2019
![]() What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
May 23, 2019
![]() When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body. Then I was born...
May 22, 2019
![]() How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.
May 22, 2019
![]() My grief counsellor died the other day. But he was so good I didn’t give a shit.
May 22, 2019
![]() Saw my doctor today to tell her of my dreams about Tom Jones .. I asked her “is this common?” She answered “it’s not unusual..”
May 22, 2019
![]() Why is 68 afraid of 70? Because 69 and 70 got into a fight and 71.
May 21, 2019
![]() I went to the store to pick up 8 cans of sprite. But when I got home I realised I’d only picked 7up.
May 20, 2019
![]() I just saw my wife walk by with her sexiest underwear on, which can only mean on thing... It’s laundry day.
May 20, 2019
![]() I went to the store to pick up 8 cans of sprite. But when I got him I realised I’d only picked 7up.
May 20, 2019
![]() I hate the key E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
May 20, 2019
![]() At first I thought it was great marrying an archeologist. But then I found out she was a gold digger and my life is in ruins.
May 20, 2019
![]() Husband: “I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find it.” Translation: “I looked in one spot and gave up because I’m lost without you.”
May 19, 2019
![]() My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
May 19, 2019
![]() That walk of shame, when you have to put something back in a store, after your mom says no.
May 19, 2019
![]() Shutting down the computer and then 10 minutes later realizing you need it again.
May 19, 2019
![]() What do you call a midget party? A little get-together.
May 18, 2019
![]() How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin🎶
May 18, 2019
![]() Breaking news: An Italian branch of Heinz Soups has just gone into administrone!
May 18, 2019
![]() What’s a Goblin’a favourite dinner. Ghoulash.
May 18, 2019
![]() My girlfriend asked: “How do you feel about getting married?” I replied: “It has a nice ring to it.”
May 17, 2019
![]() I showed my badly damaged luggage to a lawyer and said: “I want to sue the airline.” He said: “But you don’t have much of a case.”
May 17, 2019
![]() I’ve been sending my herbs in the mail. I wanted to know if thyme travel was possible.
May 17, 2019
![]() I spent 10 minutes trying to remember what the opposite of “night” was. In the end I had to call it a day... |
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