The Best Funny Jokes

Sometimes waiting for the weekend is better than the weekend itself.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes there is nothing left to say.
March 12, 2019
I wanted to be sarcastic then I realized that I don't really care.
March 12, 2019
Imagine if spiders could fly.
March 12, 2019
My alarm clock is set to wake me up in the middle of the night so I can turn it off and sleep more.
March 12, 2019
That one friend that always eats something.
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I don't like it when I wake up in the afternoon and someone says that I sleep too much.
March 12, 2019
Year 2018. There's a 50" TV and they prefer to use a phone to watch movies.
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Strange people who don't have time for old friends but still search for new ones.
March 12, 2019
Every time dreams come true the alarm clock turns on.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes the phone battery lasts longer than the relationship.
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Imagine if I could get paid for sleeping and dreams were replaced with ads.
March 12, 2019
The time always goes slow in class but everything magically changes during exams.
March 12, 2019
That strange moment when someone says "good luck with that" and you don't know whether that person is nice or sarcastic.
March 12, 2019
Real life is the best role playing game ever invented but people don't want to play it much these days.
March 12, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster but some people are still in the line.
March 12, 2019
Year 2019
Eggs and tomatoes are becoming famous in social media.
March 12, 2019
These days so many people can't tell a difference between being in love and being nice.
March 12, 2019
If you can't find happiness in life you're probably looking in a wrong place.
March 12, 2019
Can you name a single song you like the most...
I find it hard to pick only one.
March 12, 2019
Imagine you go to bed, have a dream and the next day it's the second episode of your last dream.
March 12, 2019
I don't know what's worse, saying fake sorry or not saying anything at all. I really don't.
March 12, 2019
There's always that song that reminds me another song.
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I don't really want to be a super hero. I just want super powers.
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That one friend who listens the same songs over and over again.
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Life is like a movie so make sure you pick up good songs for the soundtrack.
March 12, 2019
Some people don't get sarcasm. They really don't.
March 12, 2019
If I go to sleep at 5 in the morning, does it mean early or late?
March 12, 2019
Year 2019 Eggs and tomatoes are becoming famous in social media.
I wonder if the potato is jealous.
March 12, 2019
Isn't it amazing how simple ideas can have such an overwhelming advantage over more complex things.
March 12, 2019


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