The Best Funny Jokes

Every time dreams come true the alarm clock turns on.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes the phone battery lasts longer than the relationship.
March 12, 2019
Imagine if I could get paid for sleeping and dreams were replaced with ads.
March 12, 2019
The time always goes slow in class but everything magically changes during exams.
March 12, 2019
That strange moment when someone says "good luck with that" and you don't know whether that person is nice or sarcastic.
March 12, 2019
Real life is the best role playing game ever invented but people don't want to play it much these days.
March 12, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster but some people are still in the line.
March 12, 2019
Year 2019
Eggs and tomatoes are becoming famous in social media.
March 12, 2019
These days so many people can't tell a difference between being in love and being nice.
March 12, 2019
If you can't find happiness in life you're probably looking in a wrong place.
March 12, 2019
Can you name a single song you like the most...
I find it hard to pick only one.
March 12, 2019
Imagine you go to bed, have a dream and the next day it's the second episode of your last dream.
March 12, 2019
I don't know what's worse, saying fake sorry or not saying anything at all. I really don't.
March 12, 2019
There's always that song that reminds me another song.
March 12, 2019
I don't really want to be a super hero. I just want super powers.
March 12, 2019
That one friend who listens the same songs over and over again.
March 12, 2019
Life is like a movie so make sure you pick up good songs for the soundtrack.
March 12, 2019
Some people don't get sarcasm. They really don't.
March 12, 2019
If I go to sleep at 5 in the morning, does it mean early or late?
March 12, 2019
Year 2019 Eggs and tomatoes are becoming famous in social media.
I wonder if the potato is jealous.
March 12, 2019
Isn't it amazing how simple ideas can have such an overwhelming advantage over more complex things.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes behind a smile there's a joke you will never understand.
March 12, 2019
Every year I discover and begin to like a new music style that has even less fans than the previous style.
March 12, 2019
If you can't find the song you like you can always make your own.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes when they stop talking to you they start talking about you.
March 12, 2019
When music stops.
Good mood fades away.
March 12, 2019
Are you in love with someone and they don't know about it yet?
Share your thoughts. It's a good day to do that, isn't it?
March 12, 2019
I remember when people asked how some cats can be so famous.
These days some eggs and tomatoes are famous.
I wonder what's the next level.
March 12, 2019
Roses are red.
I'm going to bed.
March 12, 2019
Don't be afraid of failures unless you want to live in the shadow waiting for the sun that may never come.
March 12, 2019


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