The Best Funny Jokes

That annoying moment when you are walking around the house, with socks on, and step on a random wet spot.
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Everyone says to follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
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I wonder how many people go to YouTube but not to watch movies but to read funny comments.
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That moment when you want to grab another slice of pizza and you realize the box is empty.
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That awkward teacher who is always trying to be funny in class.
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"I can't eat anymore. I'm full"
"Do you want a cookie?"
"YESSSSSSSS!"
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"My memory is so bad."
"How bad is it?"
"How bad is what?"
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I'm an awesome singer......... when no one is listening.
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How to fall asleep faster? Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
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These days it is getting hard to tell if it's flirting or trolling.
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Just because someone added you as a friend doesn't mean you are friends.
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Just because someone runs a fan site doens't mean they are fans.
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Dear phone.
Thank you for being there when someone comes with an awkward pick up line.
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toilet = 1 minute,
toilet + phone = 10 minutes,
toilet + phone + wifi = 1 hour,
toilet + phone + wifi + a charger = all day long
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Just because someone likes the photo in social media doesn't mean they like it.
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Sometimes I want to be sarcastic but I'm afraid they wouldn't get it and could actually like me,
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Imagine, you open the fridge and it's all empty.
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Just because my pizza consists of 7 slices doesn't mean I need 6 new friends.
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There's always that one song you love but you don't know the title and can't find it.
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That awkward moment when someone is telling a love story and you can't stop laughing.
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1. I buy something
2. Enjoy it for an hour
3. I want something different
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I just found out "AUGGHHH" isn't a real word.
I can
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I went into an Apple store and farted. Everyone started glaring at me.
I said:
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Did you hear about the microphone checker that got really drunk?
He had one two one two one two many.
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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine.
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet.
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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
Envelope.
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I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought:
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My wife just told me that Peter Tork of The Monkees died today. I said,
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