The Best Funny Jokes

I blame Mother Earth for all earthquakes.
It
March 12, 2019
There are straight laws...
..and there are bylaws.
March 12, 2019
What do you call a murderer who only poisons your breakfast?
A cereal killer.
March 12, 2019
While most puns make me feel numb.
Maths puns make me feel number.
March 12, 2019
Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?
The hip consultant.
March 12, 2019
Yesterday my brother accidentally swallowed some weed killer.
Fortunately he saw the fungicide.
March 12, 2019
What
March 12, 2019
Good friends give you food.
Best friends take your food.
March 12, 2019
I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.
March 12, 2019
Teacher: You failed your exam.
Student: You failed to teach me.
March 12, 2019
Old enough to know better.
Young enough to do it anyway.
March 12, 2019
[F]irst [A]ttempt [I]n [L]earning
March 12, 2019
Study.... stu.... st.... s.... sl.... slee.... sleeping
March 12, 2019
I don't really need a fridge full of food. I need my mind to be full of ideas.
March 12, 2019
sarcasm for the win
March 12, 2019
I wonder what is worse no love or fake love.
March 12, 2019
Dear sarcasm,
Thank you for being there when I want to be honest and nice.
March 12, 2019
Dreams do come true if you believe
but
you have to make your move,
March 12, 2019
That awkward moment when someone calls you sweetie.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes you see someone making these awesome videos. People think it's their hobby and love, without realizing it's all about money.
March 12, 2019
It might be hard to say I love you.
It's much easier to write it.
It's even easier to copy and paste it.
March 12, 2019
I didn't fall.
The floor just needed a hug.
March 12, 2019
Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.
March 12, 2019
Sleep + social life = bad grades.
Good grades + sleep = no social life.
Good grades + social life = no sleep.
March 12, 2019
In the year 2019 some people call me their friend and they don't know a single song I like.
March 12, 2019
+1
Unlocking all these achievements in the game makes me feel like an overachiever.
March 12, 2019
True friends are like diamonds: precious and rare. Fake friends are like leaves you can find everywhere.
March 12, 2019
Some memes deserve to be not just dreams but goals.
March 12, 2019
So many good songs out there and we don't even know they exist.
March 12, 2019
The man who treats his woman as a queen is deserved to live as a king.
March 12, 2019


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